Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Top Ten Things I WIsh I Never Had To Say

It's time for another top 10 list! Today is dedicated to the life of a stay at home mom and things I wish I never had to say.

  1. Stop screaming!
  2. Get your hands out of your pants!
  3. Don't hit your sister!
  4. How many times do I have to tell you to xxxxxx?
  5. Your hands smell like your bum, go wash them.
  6. Leave the baby alone!
  7. Make a mess in your own room.
  8. When did you brush your teeth last?
  9. Who forgot to wipe? And flush?
  10. Wait just a minute while I wash the poop off my hand.

Yes, this list is heavy on the bodily functions/smells... but that is the stage of life we are in at the moment.

And an extra one, because it just came out of my mouth: Be quiet! You are going to wake the baby!

Do you find yourself saying any or all of these things?



  1. Yep, been there said all of those. The one I feel I say most often though is, "Little Man put your pants on". He's recently toilet trained but will often leave the bathroom bottomless even though he can dress himself.

  2. I'm not a mom at all, but I still say #2 & 8 regularly... hum.... wonder who I say these to... haha!

  3. LOL...I just laughed and farted while reading this. Does that count for something? And yes, I catch myself saying: #4 and #7 way too often to my child. I won't admit what I say to my husband regularly.....=)

    1. That is real talent - of course it counts for something, just don't ask me what!


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